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Welcome to here.

By now, you know how to use the Internet. Click around and you will find things. You can buy my first special, Chinese Secrets in HD (also in SD), now in digital download format. It comes with video and an audio-only version as well, so you can just listen to it while you’re on the train, or maybe you’re at the gym, or you’re feeding your baby. Who knows, maybe you’re finally getting that cock-fighting ring off the ground and one of the little-guys needs an intro-track. You can use Chinese Secrets for all of these things. You can also download just the audio on iTunes. It’s up to you, but you have to do one of these things.

Stand-up comic, writer, and has a textbook jump-shot.