Thanks to The Jack Diamond Morning Show and Jimmy Alexander

I was on the Jack Diamond radio show this morning. It was a blast, as the kids say. It was my first time doing radio since college, but I did well, and I'd love to do it again. The only negative was that my set was very robot-heavy. I thought we were going to hit every talking point that I gave them, but due to time constraints, I was prompted to do two consecutive robot jokes. That has never been done before. There was a studio audience too, which was cool, because it makes it feel like you're just doing jokes for a crowd that is very warmed up. Buca di Beppo also catered breakfast. There is nothing like manicotti and coffee at 7am.
When I got off air, they quickly whisked me away to the "Fantasy Room." It was pretty cool. There were like twenty strippers in there. They asked what I wanted them to do. I told them that my manicotti was getting cold and needed to be re-heated. They thought that was a metaphor for a lap dance and began to approach me. I then punched one in the stomach and looked her in the eye and said, "110 degrees. I'll know if it's 109. Do it." That was about it.
Last night I went to the DC United vs. Chelsea game. It was cool, except for the guy next to us who talked to his friend on the phone for ten minutes describing where he was sitting. Rory Scovel will further discuss this matter.
Also, I have a new joke about The International Space Station that I think may change the world. Be on the lookout.
This blog entry gets a c-minus.