I love Strawberries and Cream Oatmeal.
With that said, don't buy organic Pop Tarts from Trader Joes. They are nasty and don't even resemble a real Pop Tart. So, if you want your Strawberry Pop Tarts to taste like Strawberry Pop Tarts, you're going to have to go synthetic.
I did Topaz last night and found out that apparently I'm one of like five people who reads the news. Somehow, in a room of about 40 people, none of them had ever heard of a situation in a third world country where people flocked to some type of stain or malformed vegetable and claimed it beared the resemblance of the Virgin Mary. Rory Scovel's girlfriend, Jordan, recommended that I say Our Lady of Guadalupe instead. I think she's one of the five people who reads. If they've never heard of the Virgin Mary, Our Lady of Guadalupe might make their heads explode. Or, maybe the joke just isn't that good.
I watched the Family Guy where Peter goes blind from eating too many nickels. Check it out.
I think that's all I have for now.
I forgot to mention that I updated my links page, and the shows page too.