Retarded Glen Close
I have posted a few new pictures on the "fun" page. I even included a thumbnail and a couple links on other pictures. We're entering the future... slowly.
The girl with the "On a Mission" t-shirt is comedian Jon Mumma's neighbor. She's a crazy stalker who claims that "[she] can pretty much take any size cock." Whoa. I didn't want to know that either. According to Jon, she has cigar burns all over one of her forearms.
The Peter Pan picture must be clicked on and you must read everything on this guy's website. It is magical.
Coming soon... a picture of a very funny Tom Delay t-shirt.
I have a new joke that starts off talking about Global Warming, then touches on the south, then the great flood and other biblical references. It's very confusing. It was very funny when I thought of it on stage, but but now I can't remember what I said.
I will be featuring at the DC Improv from tonight through Sunday with Rory Scovel emceeing and
DC Benny headlining. Come on down.