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Cindy Sheehan, the woman who is protesting at the Bush ranch, is officially very crazy. She has recommended that "we" impeach everyone from the president down to "the person who picks up dog shit in Washington." That's just delusion, Cindy. First of all, "we" can't impeach anyone. Also, there isn't one person or even a coalition of people who pick up dog shit in DC. And if there were, I doubt it would be the type of job where the citizens would have the power of impeachment. And why would you impeach someone who is picking up shit. Have a little sympathy. "Yeah, Tom does pick up the dog shit, but he's so old school about it, I say we impeach him. He's like the Bob Cousy of picking up dog shit. Short shorts, only using his right hand... We need to get somebody like A-I out there. Cross some mufuckas over." Sorry Cindy, I don't think the dog shit removal process works like that.
The show at the Improv was cool. Rory, DC Benny and myself all did a good job.
I talked a bit of trash about the T.S. Muttley's a couple weeks ago, because they leave their TVs on and the crowd is 80 feet away from the comic who is standing in the dark. I was told last night that they are fixing all of those problems and moving the show to Wednesdays. Thank you Jesus. You really do love me.