Danny Rouhier has a fantastic mustache.

Danny Rouhier has a mustache like this.
I saw Dick Gregory in Chinatown after a show last weekend. I have a lot of respect for him, but it was weird seeing him. First of all, it was weird because he is a legend. Secondly, because he was by himself, walking through Chinatown. A lastly, because I thought he died about 6 months ago.
I am so below average at Fantasy Football it is ridiculous. I never have great weeks and I seldom have awful weeks. It's always like, "Man, that wasn't a great week. Could have been worse, I guess. It wasn't bad enough to quit though." I'm the comedy equivalent of someone who gets small laughs, but never gets better. People are like, "How was [insert name]'s set?" People would take a deep breath before answering, then finally say, "You know... it happened. It was... kind of... okay... I guess." Then people feel awkward and walk away.
My website will be heavily updated today around 6PM EST. There literally are updates on every page except the bio page. I added a second page of pictures too.
The Paz was cool last night. Danny has a mustache. I did all new stuff and all but one joke appears to be good. Stay tuned.
Erin Conroy has a website that will be coming soon.
I'm being interviewed for my first nationally televised show next Friday. Look out.