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uno: Discovery
I was interviewed for a show on Discovery, called Pop Nation. The episode is about late night talk shows and won't air for a while. I have two things to say about this interview. One: The producer was great at her job. Two: They only interviewed one other comic/entertainer for the episode. That person: Ed McMahon. Step back. Breathe. Process that information. How do you feel? I bet it rhymes with funderful. That's how I feel.
dos: Dremos
Dr. Dremos was amazing on Wednesday. It was packed and we raised a lot of money for Hurricane Katrina. I think she'd be proud.
I also tried out all new material and all of it crushed. It was my first time in a while of doing a set of all new stuff that is good.
tres: RFD
All confidence gained at Dremos was shattered last night at RFD. It was another charity show. I think we raised about 40 bucks. The folks at the American Red Cross are going to go crazy when they receive that check. Maybe we should deliver it on one of those giant sweepstakes checks, so that everyone understands the degree of generosity of the donation. Hopefully the $40 will cover the gas money to the bank and they'll still have enough money left over to get someone a pack of Trident.
Eight people were in the crowd. One was a complete idiot who talked to me constantly during my set. Example: "Most girls I know set their clocks ahead by like 20 minutes..." Her: "15 minutes. I set mine 15 minutes ahead." She would interject during every joke to ensure that it had a direct application to her life. When I would stop and talk to her to find out why no one has killed her yet, she wouldn't say a word. Normally, I don't address the crowd at all, but I had no choice but to "lay into her." The crowd laughed. I figured she would shut up because everyone just laughed at her expense. Then, 15 seconds later, she yelled, "Drink beer!"
After the show, Kunty, came up to me and apologized, saying she was an ass because she was drinking too much. I was the next to last comic. Therefore, I was on stage 10 minutes before she apologized. She did not sober up in that time. Which means that she was fully aware that she was being an ass and ruining everyone's night. I hate her. I hate her a lot. I hope she gets a serious disease and is forced to reexamine her life.
cuatro: cincinatti? say what?
Do you know what sucks more than having to turn down a high-paying show for around 100 sorority girls so that you can keep your commitment to perform at a club in Cincinatti (we're almost Kentucky), Ohio? Nothing.
I was interviewed for a show on Discovery, called Pop Nation. The episode is about late night talk shows and won't air for a while. I have two things to say about this interview. One: The producer was great at her job. Two: They only interviewed one other comic/entertainer for the episode. That person: Ed McMahon. Step back. Breathe. Process that information. How do you feel? I bet it rhymes with funderful. That's how I feel.
dos: Dremos
Dr. Dremos was amazing on Wednesday. It was packed and we raised a lot of money for Hurricane Katrina. I think she'd be proud.
I also tried out all new material and all of it crushed. It was my first time in a while of doing a set of all new stuff that is good.
tres: RFD
All confidence gained at Dremos was shattered last night at RFD. It was another charity show. I think we raised about 40 bucks. The folks at the American Red Cross are going to go crazy when they receive that check. Maybe we should deliver it on one of those giant sweepstakes checks, so that everyone understands the degree of generosity of the donation. Hopefully the $40 will cover the gas money to the bank and they'll still have enough money left over to get someone a pack of Trident.
Eight people were in the crowd. One was a complete idiot who talked to me constantly during my set. Example: "Most girls I know set their clocks ahead by like 20 minutes..." Her: "15 minutes. I set mine 15 minutes ahead." She would interject during every joke to ensure that it had a direct application to her life. When I would stop and talk to her to find out why no one has killed her yet, she wouldn't say a word. Normally, I don't address the crowd at all, but I had no choice but to "lay into her." The crowd laughed. I figured she would shut up because everyone just laughed at her expense. Then, 15 seconds later, she yelled, "Drink beer!"
After the show, Kunty, came up to me and apologized, saying she was an ass because she was drinking too much. I was the next to last comic. Therefore, I was on stage 10 minutes before she apologized. She did not sober up in that time. Which means that she was fully aware that she was being an ass and ruining everyone's night. I hate her. I hate her a lot. I hope she gets a serious disease and is forced to reexamine her life.
cuatro: cincinatti? say what?
Do you know what sucks more than having to turn down a high-paying show for around 100 sorority girls so that you can keep your commitment to perform at a club in Cincinatti (we're almost Kentucky), Ohio? Nothing.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 11:08 AM
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