Wet Chest
Last night I did a show at UMD with Demetri Martin. It was a very cool show. There were between 500 and 600 people in the audience. Demetri was hilarious. Go see him if you have a chance.
During my set, I paused to take a sip of water. When doing so, I realized that I was standing like they do in the Gatorade commercials (profile). I said something about whether or not it looked sexy, which got a mild reception. Then I poured water all over my chest to increase the sexy factor. It worked. People went crazy. One guy actually came up to the stage and gave me his car keys. I started to say something to stop him. He punched me in the mouth and told me that if I didn't accept his car, his grandma "might accidentally fall down the steps." That is not cool. So, now I have a new SpaceMobile. It's invisible. I don't think anyone else has one yet. You should probably try to hang out with me, unless you want his grandma to get hurt. I hope that made sense.
Fruit Loops.
I now have about 15 shows to add to my website, but due to a technical difficulty, I have been unable to update my site for a while.
In addition to Danny Rouhier ( www.funnydanny.com ) and myself getting bounced from Boston, so did Jeremy Schachter ( www.applausebreak.com ) who is a very funny NY comic. We had similar experiences there. Check out his website and shows.
I have new material to try out, hopefully tonight at Topaz. THe new jokes are titled: Ethnic, HD, Opportunities, Saved and Taste Buds. I also need to re-work some stuff I've tried out a couple times.
Also, don't set your alarm clocks ahead. That is so racist. (If you don't know, ask somebody.)
This was a horrible entry. My bad.
During my set, I paused to take a sip of water. When doing so, I realized that I was standing like they do in the Gatorade commercials (profile). I said something about whether or not it looked sexy, which got a mild reception. Then I poured water all over my chest to increase the sexy factor. It worked. People went crazy. One guy actually came up to the stage and gave me his car keys. I started to say something to stop him. He punched me in the mouth and told me that if I didn't accept his car, his grandma "might accidentally fall down the steps." That is not cool. So, now I have a new SpaceMobile. It's invisible. I don't think anyone else has one yet. You should probably try to hang out with me, unless you want his grandma to get hurt. I hope that made sense.
Fruit Loops.
I now have about 15 shows to add to my website, but due to a technical difficulty, I have been unable to update my site for a while.
In addition to Danny Rouhier ( www.funnydanny.com ) and myself getting bounced from Boston, so did Jeremy Schachter ( www.applausebreak.com ) who is a very funny NY comic. We had similar experiences there. Check out his website and shows.
I have new material to try out, hopefully tonight at Topaz. THe new jokes are titled: Ethnic, HD, Opportunities, Saved and Taste Buds. I also need to re-work some stuff I've tried out a couple times.
Also, don't set your alarm clocks ahead. That is so racist. (If you don't know, ask somebody.)
This was a horrible entry. My bad.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 4:03 PM
3 Comments:
i was at the umd show last night and boy was it sexy. you're hilarious.
oh, and mentioning bright eyes and jeff buckley in your blog? i think i'm in love with you.
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