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I have added several shows. Check them out. If you book shows, notice that December
is fairly empty. 

The first ever stand-up show by my sketch group, Satellite, was at Topaz hotel on Saturday. It was a very cool show. Sold out. Pre-show music: The Super Bowl Shuffle by the 85 Bears. Doesn’t get any better than that.

The Bears and White Sox won yesterday. And Kirk Hinrich scored 5 points in the last 10 seconds to lead the Bulls to victory over Seattle… on my Playstation. It felt real though.

I have uploaded two pretty cool pictures. One is of the car with ridiculous 
bumper stickers, including “Abortion Causes Breast Cancer.” The other one is
of me reenacting the infamous Laguna Beach showdown between two girls, both
named Alex, at Roxx in Cabo San Lucas(I didn’t have time to make it look good,
so it actually looks like an argument between two ghosts). Notice that I had
been in Mexico for about 6 days, yet only had the tan of someone who
had just done about 20 minutes of yard work.

The Comedy Kumite Tournament of Champions (info at http://www.dcstandup.com ) will be on Thursday at the Comedy Spot in Ballston. Come out if can. It will be a really cool show. I’m going up against Rory Scovel in the first round. We were teammates in the tag-team Kumite, so come to the show and find out who the Garfunkel of this team is.

If you live in the Leesburg area, I’ll be at Del Rios this Saturday. Please come. I was there in February and my set was a wreck. They turned off the dunk contest, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Now, go tell some jokes boy.” Don’t you want to let them finish with the dunk contest first? Are you going to introduce me? “Nah. Go figure out how to turn on the mic, and start talking.” Thanks Del Rios woman. Thanks a lot. This time I will be featuring, so that won’t happen, unless the World Series stretches to Saturday. Then we will have a room full of people who want to kill us. So, please come. Last time, I’m not lying… Leesburg is a cool place… but the people at the show were 95% hicks. They all had Nascar goatees and wanted to see someone Git ‘R Done, and that isn’t really my style. So they just stared at me with this look that said, “Why ‘on’t choo jess go back up nawf, and take the [insert minority group]’s wiff ya?” Please come to this show. Please.