November Stat and I'm not sure if people got my Beck reference

Stats

It’s time for my monthly website report. I will report on odd stats that I’ve found on my admin page, just like last month. I’ve also decided to add a new feature that I will call “Comments on Comments,” in which I will write about comments that people have left on my site.

Here we go:

- I had almost 50% more hits from MSN than Google. Come on people. Get it together. No one uses MSN. Also, 23 people found my site using something called Inktomi Slurp. And two people found it using something called The Python Robot. I don’t know what a Python Robot is, but I want one. That was stat number one.

-One particular page had 666 visitors, which makes me think it’s possessed. If it happens again, I may have to do away with that page.

-One person came to my site after typing in “sexy ryan conner.” I have a feeling they were looking for www.ryanconner.com

-Another was “death cab for cutie gay.” Not only do I like that my site comes up if you enter that into google, but I love that someone would do a search for that. They didn’t type “bad” or “sucks.” They went straight for “gay.” People are curious about the sexuality of their music. That hasn’t happened since LFO.

-Somehow “the retard is ryan martin” sent someone to my blog. I don’t know how. It sounds like two middle schoolers got into a fight and were calling each other retards. Then one said, “You are a retard and I can prove it by looking it up on the internet.” Then google called them both retards and recommended that they read my blog.

-“glen quesenberry” – That’s one of my best friends. People were looking him up. He does network stuff. I didn’t know that people look up network people. He has a cool myspace page that contains a picture of him “controlling” or “dominating” a log, which means he was chopping it. He and I are also the pioneers of future sport Hurricaning (which you can read about in an earlier blog entry). Glen is hilarious. Respect!

-“beard and moustache championship catergories” – I have no idea what that means, or why they were directed to me, but now I kind of want to know about the beard and mustache categories myself.

-“ryan conner fan club”- Definitely for the other Ryan Conner. If you’re in a porn star’s fan club, get some help. You’re losing.

-“are death cab for cutie gay?” – I guess the previous guy decided to reword his search.

-“american asshole ryan conner” – The other Ryan Conner has a new movie.

-“backgammon” – Not only did I write about backgammon, but someone did a search for it. That game is gaining ones of fans every month.

-“who likes beans” – Once again, no idea why this would result in my site, but the more important question is why would someone want to know who like beans?

-“larry poon abstract art” – Larry is a great comic ( www.larrypoon.com ) who now has a new way to describe his act. If you know him, that’ funny.

- “is death cab for cutie a gay band” – Oh my God. Stop obsessing. That’s the third time you’ve asked that question.

-“comedy - funny songs - titties and beer” – That’s what someone types into google if there’s no way they’d get my comedy. Sounds like a hilarious song though.

- “after wearing an aircast how long before my foot is back to normal” – Dude, just type in “Aircast.” You’re being ridiculous.

-“style and ryan conner” – The answer is smooth.

This is too long to do the comments thing now. I have a lot to write for this week. Comments will be tomorrow, and I have some random stuff for the other days.