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Random Thoughts

I haven’t had time to do the Commenting on Comments thing yet, so I just put together a short list of things that I think are funny. Commenting on Comments will hopefully be done by Friday.

-I like that Sadam Hussein is getting really angry now, refusing to show up in court and yelling at the judge. It's very WWF of him. If he’s acquitted, I think he could have a career in the WWF/WWE. I can see him now, yelling, “I swear on the grave of Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake that I will not appear on Smackdown with its blasphemers. Praise Alla Abdelnaby.”

That’s a joke. Of course he’ll be convicted. Then it’s just a matter of what his sentence is: death or life in prison. I don’t believe in the death penalty, so I would say life in prison. Plus, he should have to think about what he’s done and have a long, drawn out, dreadful death likened to one of the thousands he murdered. That’s why I suggest that once he’s in prison, we give him AIDS.

Lighten up.

-I am very competitive, and just realized that I may be too competitive. I realized this when someone was sick and I bragged that my immune system was better than theirs. I need to calm down.

-I’m opposed to obligatory introductions in social situations. All information should be shared on a need-to-know basis. And if someone isn’t going to be part of the conversation, why introduce them? Because if you don’t it’s rude. I think I would rather be rude than awkward. Here is how every introduction in my life has ever gone down. I’m talking to Bob. Sam is my friend who doesn’t know Bob. “Hey Bob, this is Sam. Sam – Bob.” Pause… Bob says, “Now what?” I say, “I have no idea. I wish that wasn’t a social rule.”