DJs suck so much...
A girl from UMD-College Park added me to her myspace friends list. Then she that that I'm "her M!" I don't know what that means. Someone please help me out. I don't speak gay.
I did a show at Georgetown tonight. It was a student show, with Jeff Maurer hosting, and Jared Stern and myself doing time at the end. Someone said something about middle school dances, which caused me to have a flashback to why I hate djs. I remember being at a middle school dance. Everyone had their pants on backwards and inside out (is wiggety-wiggety-whack), and were "Jump-Jumping" like it's nobodies business. Then as the song wound down and everyone had decided that Kriss-Kross wass like the new Beatles, only better, the dj came on the mic... [cue random Mariah Carey song] "Alright, let's slow it down for a few minutes. Guys, grab your girl. It's time for a slow song. Pull her close. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about..." I remember hearing that and thinking, "Wow, this guy's a fucking child molestor. We're only twelve. Why is he so into this? Fine, you can play a slow song, but when you say, 'Yeah, that's what I'm talking about...' everyone knows you like to touch kids." That's what 12 year old Ryan thought about.
I hate running into people that I haven't seen in years. It's always really awkward. Recently, I ran into a girl that I hadn't seen since middle school. We weren't even friends then. I think we had a couple classes together, and that's it. But she came up to me, and said, "Ryan, it's [insert name]. What have you been up to?" What have I been up to? We haven't seen each other in 12 years. Well, I got my braces off... Where do you want me to start. Can't we just not have this conversation? To tell you the truth, I'm all set on friends. I thought that on the last day of school, when we didn't swap phone numbers, we were making a conscious decision to never speak to each other again. Thanks for violating that agreement. That's what I thought. What I said was, "Not much."
Show info:
Thursday, 2/16@8pm, I will be at WiseAcres ( www.wiseacrescomedyclub.com ) in Tyson's Corner with 3 friends of mine, Rory Scovel, Frank Hong and Norm Wilkerson. The title of the show is "The Four Funniest Comics Ever... Ever... Ever..." I did not come up with name of the show. For some reason, the show isn't listed on their website, but you can get directions there. Tickets will be available at the door for $5 or $8, depending on how much they cost.
Over the next week and a half, I will be doing a series of college shows too. Don't go to them unless you have to, or you go to the school.
I will also be at the DC Improv ( www.dcimprov.com ), March 1 - 5, featuring for Bill Burr. These tickets are going fast, so get them asap if you can make it. I know the early show on Saturday is already sold out, and the other shows are catching up.
I haven't been updating my blog as frequently as I used to, so sorry about that. I'll try to pick it back up.
I did a show at Georgetown tonight. It was a student show, with Jeff Maurer hosting, and Jared Stern and myself doing time at the end. Someone said something about middle school dances, which caused me to have a flashback to why I hate djs. I remember being at a middle school dance. Everyone had their pants on backwards and inside out (is wiggety-wiggety-whack), and were "Jump-Jumping" like it's nobodies business. Then as the song wound down and everyone had decided that Kriss-Kross wass like the new Beatles, only better, the dj came on the mic... [cue random Mariah Carey song] "Alright, let's slow it down for a few minutes. Guys, grab your girl. It's time for a slow song. Pull her close. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about..." I remember hearing that and thinking, "Wow, this guy's a fucking child molestor. We're only twelve. Why is he so into this? Fine, you can play a slow song, but when you say, 'Yeah, that's what I'm talking about...' everyone knows you like to touch kids." That's what 12 year old Ryan thought about.
I hate running into people that I haven't seen in years. It's always really awkward. Recently, I ran into a girl that I hadn't seen since middle school. We weren't even friends then. I think we had a couple classes together, and that's it. But she came up to me, and said, "Ryan, it's [insert name]. What have you been up to?" What have I been up to? We haven't seen each other in 12 years. Well, I got my braces off... Where do you want me to start. Can't we just not have this conversation? To tell you the truth, I'm all set on friends. I thought that on the last day of school, when we didn't swap phone numbers, we were making a conscious decision to never speak to each other again. Thanks for violating that agreement. That's what I thought. What I said was, "Not much."
Show info:
Thursday, 2/16@8pm, I will be at WiseAcres ( www.wiseacrescomedyclub.com ) in Tyson's Corner with 3 friends of mine, Rory Scovel, Frank Hong and Norm Wilkerson. The title of the show is "The Four Funniest Comics Ever... Ever... Ever..." I did not come up with name of the show. For some reason, the show isn't listed on their website, but you can get directions there. Tickets will be available at the door for $5 or $8, depending on how much they cost.
Over the next week and a half, I will be doing a series of college shows too. Don't go to them unless you have to, or you go to the school.
I will also be at the DC Improv ( www.dcimprov.com ), March 1 - 5, featuring for Bill Burr. These tickets are going fast, so get them asap if you can make it. I know the early show on Saturday is already sold out, and the other shows are catching up.
I haven't been updating my blog as frequently as I used to, so sorry about that. I'll try to pick it back up.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 11:25 PM
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UMD-College Park girls are stupid. they are SO the L.
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