Correction

In response to my friend Al's comment on my last blog, I need to clear something up. I stated that he has weird eating habits and possibly made him look like a freak. However, I think I made myself look like a bigger tool (no pun intended), by confessing that I watched a one-hour special on shovels. Nevertheless, in his defense, he has the following things going for him:
1. He's the smartest person in the entire world. He really does know everything. I've seen him watch multiple episodes of Jeopardy and answer every question (or question every answer, depending how into Jeopardy you are) correctly before the contestants have a chance to buzz in.
2. He's a cool guy to hang out with.
3. He's one of only two people in the world that I can accurately impersonate. The other is Borat.
4. He can curl 55 pounds on each arm like it's nothing.

That's it.