Response to Comment

"Almost all of my mom's side of the family is from Greensboro, ass munch."

Dear Sweet Sweet Comment Poster,
I appreciate your concern. I have a lot of family there too. Before we start name-calling, let's keep in mind that I essentially called Greensboro, "New York without bathrooms." That might be a compliment... a backhanded compliment, but a compliment nevertheless.
Also, in defense of Greensboro, it has the nicest soccer fields in the United States.

Thank You for Your Concern and Readership,
Ryan Conner Comedy Blog