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It's a Very Larry Christmas!
The Annual Christmas Poonanza and Four-Square Round Robin
December 15th at The Warehouse Theatre in DC
Are you guys ready for another Poonanza? I would assume so, since the last one sold out and we had to turn a bunch of people away. Both previous Poonanzas were good, but it looks like this one will be much better due to us gaining experience.
There have been a few changes to the line-up...
-Rory Scovel has just wrapped up his 4 score dominant tour of the Earth planet, and will be returning for the Poonanza. With him will be funny sketches and Roll-o's.
-Andy Haynes will be making his Poonanza debut. If you're unfamiliar with Andy's comedy, it's very funny. He uses organic shampoo and toothpaste, and has a rat tail.
-Aparna Nancherla will be the first female comic ever to perform at a Poonanza. If you aren't familiar with Aparna's comedy, she's a female comic. Zinger... just kidding. She's hilarious. Fo' shozo.
And the rest of the returning cast...
-Larry Poon, of course.
-Justin Schlegel - I don't think we saw his balls at the last show. So, odds are we'll get a good look at some Schelgel sack on December 15th. That's how odds work.
-Jon Mumma will of course be returning, bringing with him, Jim Marsdale, Randy Ford and Tito Santana.
-Jay Hastings will back with funny sketches that most-likely involve him wearing a dress and blaspheming.
-Danny Rouhier and his low center of gravity will be back. Danny is great at stand-up, but even better at sketch.
-Doug Powell will return with "the funny" in tow. Doug is deceptively quick on stage, basketball courts, and football parking lots. "No need to howl, if you get beat by the Powell." That's an insider for Doug and I.
-Kojo Mante - I didn't save the black guy for last on purpose. His name just appears last on my email list. Stop trying to make everything racial. Not only is Kojo going to be back and "in full-effect", he's dropped a few pounds to get in shape for this Poonanza, after taking a beating from the critics about his "chunky ass". Rumor has it, he's down to 1.2% body fat.
-Quincy Ledbetter and Deaf Jim will return as special guests.
There will also be a cool, huge surprise at the show that I want to tell people about in advance, but can't.
The Annual Christmas Poonanza and Four-Square Round Robin
December 15th at The Warehouse Theatre in DC
Are you guys ready for another Poonanza? I would assume so, since the last one sold out and we had to turn a bunch of people away. Both previous Poonanzas were good, but it looks like this one will be much better due to us gaining experience.
There have been a few changes to the line-up...
-Rory Scovel has just wrapped up his 4 score dominant tour of the Earth planet, and will be returning for the Poonanza. With him will be funny sketches and Roll-o's.
-Andy Haynes will be making his Poonanza debut. If you're unfamiliar with Andy's comedy, it's very funny. He uses organic shampoo and toothpaste, and has a rat tail.
-Aparna Nancherla will be the first female comic ever to perform at a Poonanza. If you aren't familiar with Aparna's comedy, she's a female comic. Zinger... just kidding. She's hilarious. Fo' shozo.
And the rest of the returning cast...
-Larry Poon, of course.
-Justin Schlegel - I don't think we saw his balls at the last show. So, odds are we'll get a good look at some Schelgel sack on December 15th. That's how odds work.
-Jon Mumma will of course be returning, bringing with him, Jim Marsdale, Randy Ford and Tito Santana.
-Jay Hastings will back with funny sketches that most-likely involve him wearing a dress and blaspheming.
-Danny Rouhier and his low center of gravity will be back. Danny is great at stand-up, but even better at sketch.
-Doug Powell will return with "the funny" in tow. Doug is deceptively quick on stage, basketball courts, and football parking lots. "No need to howl, if you get beat by the Powell." That's an insider for Doug and I.
-Kojo Mante - I didn't save the black guy for last on purpose. His name just appears last on my email list. Stop trying to make everything racial. Not only is Kojo going to be back and "in full-effect", he's dropped a few pounds to get in shape for this Poonanza, after taking a beating from the critics about his "chunky ass". Rumor has it, he's down to 1.2% body fat.
-Quincy Ledbetter and Deaf Jim will return as special guests.
There will also be a cool, huge surprise at the show that I want to tell people about in advance, but can't.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 4:56 PM
6 Comments:
Look, we all know that I wasn't invited back for Poonanza 3, which is embarassing enough for me. I wish you hadn't felt the need to list the entire cast - which you didn't do for the first two - and then refer to it as "the rest of the returning cast," as if I never existed.
Wow, first Live at Gotham, now Poonanza. What's next, you won't be invited to the Maurer family reunion?
Boo, hoo.
Love,
Leo Goodman
Look, we all know that I wasn't invited back for Poonanza 3, which is embarassing enough for me. I wish you hadn't felt the need to list the entire cast - which you didn't do for the first two - and then refer to it as "the rest of the returning cast," as if I never existed.
I too have felt slighted by being left out from the Live at Gotham show and have now been passed over for the third consecutive year for the Poonanaza. I empathize with Jeff and hope you will all understand how hurtful it is to be passed over by your comedic brethren.
yours truly,
Jay the Cha-million
I don't know who this Jeff guy is, but maybe if he whines a little more, other comedians will put him on their shows.
-Tony M.
The Blog has gotten just a little bit catty.
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