New, short, bloggy

-At conservative Catholic colleges, you can't say “shit,” but you can say “God damn,” and “Jesus Christ” as substitutes. This marks the first time in recorded history that a religious institution has been hypocritical.

-A school in the midwest, that has been descried to me as the Radford of the midwest, cancelled my show because on my website, I called friendster.com, “myspace with a gayer name.” Had they canceled the show because that's not all that funny, I could accept it. But they balked because they thought it was too controversial of a statement. I'm not exaggerating at all.

-Somehow I just found out about The Flaming Lips. This band is amazing. Go buy “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots” and “The Soft Ballad,” now. Do it. My ass isn't playing. Fo' shozo.

-I left out a great name on my baseball power rankings. Brandon Ivey sent me an email to remind me of Gaylord Perry.

-Where will Charome Cox fit on the upcoming football players' names power rankings?