Pick up a case of Michelob. The race is on.

-I've been out of commission for the last week, in terms of blogging because I was busy every night preparing for the Poonanza. I don't have much to write this time, but I will pick it back up on Wednesday.

-Congratulations to Rory Scovel for getting Comedy Central's “Live at Gotham.” Pat him on the back if you see him. Don't say anything. Just touch his back.

-The Poonanza was a really good, tight show. If you were there, and a certain thing that happened completely grossed you out, just know that it was not in the script. They just decided to do what they did for some unknown reason. A few people have told me it caused them to throw up in their mouths. If that happened to you as well, we're all sorry.

I had an amazing mustache at the Poonanza. Jon Mumma and Danny Rouhier had good ones too. But I think mine was superior. I thought there was an agreement that we'd all have mustaches for the show, but apparently some people were joking about it. In all fairness, Andy Haynes tried to grow one, but he only has 14 active hair follicles on his face. So, it didn't work out. Here's a picture of me at the Poonanza “afterparty,” when I was in the Scorpions.

-Sometimes I think about what super power I would most like to have (invincibility excluded). I've always come to the conclusion that the gift flight would be the best, except for one summer when I was partial to being able to swim “really fast.” After the Poonanza, I've decided to move flight into the runner-up position and make the number one super power the ability to grow a mustache instantly. It started as a joke. I was thinking, “What if I could just snap my fingers and have a mustache, then make it disappear seconds later?” That would be cool. But now it actually seems practical. I shaved it off yesterday. And today I got notice that I have an audition tomorrow for a character who has a mustache.

That's it for now. I will write interesting/entertaining things on Wednesday.