KARMA owes me something nice... Mo Pitkins
-I believe in karma. Not a metaphysical karma police who keeps everything in balance. But I think that things tend to even themselves out. I don't do bad things. I don't litter. I recycle. I don't waste things. I do nothing bad to nature. So, why did a bird shit on my head today? WHY? What did I do? I think I did nothing to deserve it. In return, nature owes me something. I request that it be a pet chimp and that it arrive on my doorstep in a fortnight. Make it happen.
-I'll be at Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction tomorrow night at 9 for the "Where's the Ammo?" comedy show. The title is a reference to Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, in case you're wondering. The show will be great. Matt Mayer is hosting. Pat Dixon is on the show. He has a Comedy Central special. Chris Gaynor is on the show. He's one of the most fun comics to watch in the entire universe. Other people are the show too. I'm sure they're all great. Come to the show.
-I'll be at Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction tomorrow night at 9 for the "Where's the Ammo?" comedy show. The title is a reference to Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, in case you're wondering. The show will be great. Matt Mayer is hosting. Pat Dixon is on the show. He has a Comedy Central special. Chris Gaynor is on the show. He's one of the most fun comics to watch in the entire universe. Other people are the show too. I'm sure they're all great. Come to the show.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 4:17 PM
1 Comments:
Dude, I think you're awesome. I saw you last year at the DC Comedy Fest with Demitri Martin. You gave out your blog name and I went home and immediately checked it out. I have been reading it ever since. I always crack up at the observations you make.
I hope I'll be able to see you at a show in my area again.
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