What's the gender of that name?
I just received the following call.
Woman: "Hi this is _____ from [hair place]. Andrew is very sick and can't make it in today. Do you want to reschedule or would you like to see Ocean today?"
Me: "See what?"
Woman: "Andrew is sick, but Ocean can squeeze you in."
Me: Sounds great.
For the next 9 hours, I'm going to be thinking non-stop about 1) Is that this person's birth name? His or her parents could be hippies. 2) Is this person male or female? 3) What does the fact that I'm getting my hair cut by someone named Ocean say about me?
Woman: "Hi this is _____ from [hair place]. Andrew is very sick and can't make it in today. Do you want to reschedule or would you like to see Ocean today?"
Me: "See what?"
Woman: "Andrew is sick, but Ocean can squeeze you in."
Me: Sounds great.
For the next 9 hours, I'm going to be thinking non-stop about 1) Is that this person's birth name? His or her parents could be hippies. 2) Is this person male or female? 3) What does the fact that I'm getting my hair cut by someone named Ocean say about me?
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 10:26 AM
1 Comments:
You get your hair cut by apt.? Two words. Hair Cuttery.
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