Fun, no... Interesting Facts.

-I drove down from NYC last night for a show in Baltimore. It was canceled. Not a fun fact, but interesting nevertheless.
-Instead of doing the show, Quincy and I decided to record a new Crucial Element song. It will definitely be the best CE song to date. It's called "Hos Run in Packs (The Isaiah Thomas Remix)." It will drop (that's what the kids say) this weekend.
While hanging out in his kitchen with his roommates, we were watching Hardball. They were talking about the student who was tazed at the John Kerry town hall event. A guy who is sleeping on Quincy's couch this month, named "Head," said, "If you get tazed, does your dick get hard." This was followed by silence, and I believe his roommate Ike said, "No."
-While leaving the Comedy Cellar on Sunday night, I was walking through the Village to my train. I passed a guy who may have been crazy and definitely was delusional. He was sitting on a folding deck chair, holding five or six inflatable animals on sticks. Think carnival prizes. And he announced to the world, "Look, all I know is I'm gettin' some pussy tonight." It was 11:20pm, and he was himself. If you declare that, no matter who you are, it isn't happening. I don't think that was in the cards. Actually, maybe it was. He was in the Village. His look could work there. I don't think I would be surprised if a girl who just left a Rilo Kiley concert walked by and thought, "He's so alternative, and I'm all about that. Put the animals in the basket. I'll double you."
-I saw a guy, who was wearing a pink polo and a fanny pack, steal a cab. I don't think that will ever happen again.
-Paula Poundstone's "Cats, Cops and Stuff" is a great special. It's really old. HBO replayed it a few days ago. The material was top-notch.

-Must go to sleep now.