The results are in...

I've been MIA over the past few weeks, doing what we in the comedy business like to call "Market Research." After intensive study of the data, the board at ryanconnercomedy.com has decided that it is in need of a poll. Not a pole. Enough of the gay jokes, Rory. So, we've added a poll to the front page of the site. With the addition of polling data to my website, scientists believe that in no time, I will have close to one zillion Myspace friends. And scientists' kids believe that will make me cool. Take the Pepsi [Poll] Challenge!