Synonyms

I was reading the Wikipedia page for mastodons (didn't know the difference between a mastodon and a woolly mammoth). This is a sentence from the page: "The cock of the mastodon sometimes exceeded five meters in length and were nearly horizontal, in contrast with the more curved mammoth tusks."
The thing is, I read "The cock of the mastodon sometimes exceeded five meters" about seven times before I finished the sentence. I kept saying to myself, "Does that...? Yes, that does say 'cock.' That's 15 feet. Do they need to mate from different time zones, or did mastodons just have really thick asses? Why wouldn't the author go with 'penis'? Is 'cock' acceptable now? When did that happen?" Then I finished the sentence. "Oh... oh... okay... Apparently "cock" also means tusks... probably where the other slang came from. Interesting."

Did you know that woolly mammoths had 35-inch pussies? No, no, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter. Pussy originally referred to the length of an animals coat.


-I have received three requests to join a social networking site (we need more) called Hi5. I looked it up. I'm not making this up. It's the #1 social networking site in Mongolia. Mongolia doesn't even have roads. Is there one guy with a computer, so technically it's the top site? If you have the top yak milk in Mongolia, go ahead and tell people. But not the top website.