Headshots

My friend, Sean Gabbert, is a very funny comic. He has very bad luck with headshots though. Here is his new one:


His Facebooke page is littered with comments, including my first comment of:

"1) Did you get your headshot at Olan Mills?

or

2) Can I sign your yearbook?

or

3) Are you gonna get re-takes?

or

4) SENIORS RULE!!!!

I'm trying to say it looks like a high school yearbook photo."

AND

"OMG, did you get a date to the Sadie Hawkins yet?"



This reminded me of his first headshot. The photographer only took three pictures and said, "I got what I wanted." Then he did a little Photoshopping with the background. It was the worst anything ever. I asked Sean if he has a copy of this headshot. He doesn't. So, I recreated it. Here is an estimation of his original headshot.




My point is, you should watch your sodium intake at every meal.