Let's get ready to... Vote.

Nothing political here. I'm only following up on the nicknames for the candidates. A collaboration between myself, and my friends Al and Quincy, has yielded pretty good WWF names for the candidates.
Last week, we unveiled Obama as Black Gold, and McCain as Dusty Roberts aka Mr. Cheeks. Now we have similarly fitting names for Senator Biden and Governor Palin.
Biden first.

Because Joe Biden and his wife, Jill, look like they would be featured on an episode of Real Sex, as a suburban couple who is into things that you wouldn't expect them to be into, his name is The B-Spot aka Chaps. His wife would go by Lady Jill.


Onto Governor Palin...

Because she was the mayor of a town that's smaller than my freshman dorms were, she only met McCain once before being asked to be his running mate, and because she's rather MILFy, her name will be Casual Encounters. No more of this "Sarah Palin" garbage. She is now Casual Encounters.

And finally, we gave them team names as well. America, world, get ready for this November's match-up of:


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