Those silly Russians...

A group in Russia wants to ban South Park. And they may be in a country where it could happen. Here's the funny part. The objectionable content is Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo, a talking and singing piece of poop that spreads holiday cheer. "In Russia, poopy no talk."

-There's a story on CNN now that says 88% of DC's 8th-graders are illiterate. Hamburger.

-Hypocrite alert. The same campaign that is accusing people of being sexist in response to comments that aren't remotely sexist, has passed out signs at campaign events that say "Hottest mayor from the coldest state." Maybe they don't know what "sexist" means.

And they're claiming that living near Russia is foreign policy experience. In that case, everyone who lives near a border is a foreign policy expert. Also, having a layover in Dublin somehow counts. I've been to 14 countries. I must be a foreign policy genius.