Good News-Bad News

I'm watching the Eagles-Bengals game. A Bengals player appeared to hurt his neck. He was stabilized and removed from the field. A few minutes later, the announcer said, "The tests have been run and we have good news. It was just a cervical injury." So, the good news is, it's not serious. The bad news: he's actually a woman.

*** Correction, November 17, 2008***

Two people have informed me that a cervical injury can be a vaginal injury or a shoulder injury. Well, we need to come up with a new word for one of them. If a woman has a toothache, we don't say that she "got kicked in the balls," because we came up with the word "toothache." We shouldn't be reusing biological words.