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Scott asked about the following:
-Uncontrollable Loud Flatulence
-Habitual Rancid Breath
-Albino
and
-Freakishly into Weightlifting
-Really big forehead
-Extremely short (4'9") with really long arms (6'4" from middle finger to middle finger)
Al and I have used all but two of these, but not on my site, and not in concert with one another. Weightlifting and long arms on a short person are new to us. Very good choices.
I have to say: Albino, farter, halitosis. It's tough between a farter and halitosis, but if I'm going to have to deal with constant shit smell, I would prefer that it comes from her ass, instead of her mouth.
For the second one: Big forehead (assuming it's not a receding hairline, in which case this will always be last), monkey proportions, weightlifter. This was interesting, but not incredibly difficult. The rules of the game state that the forehead must be prominent, not covered by hair, but I still think it's the top choice. I'm really into monkeys, so that's kind of a novelty choice. Weightlifter is going to go in the same category as mustache and no vaginal opening.
-Uncontrollable Loud Flatulence
-Habitual Rancid Breath
-Albino
and
-Freakishly into Weightlifting
-Really big forehead
-Extremely short (4'9") with really long arms (6'4" from middle finger to middle finger)
Al and I have used all but two of these, but not on my site, and not in concert with one another. Weightlifting and long arms on a short person are new to us. Very good choices.
I have to say: Albino, farter, halitosis. It's tough between a farter and halitosis, but if I'm going to have to deal with constant shit smell, I would prefer that it comes from her ass, instead of her mouth.
For the second one: Big forehead (assuming it's not a receding hairline, in which case this will always be last), monkey proportions, weightlifter. This was interesting, but not incredibly difficult. The rules of the game state that the forehead must be prominent, not covered by hair, but I still think it's the top choice. I'm really into monkeys, so that's kind of a novelty choice. Weightlifter is going to go in the same category as mustache and no vaginal opening.
posted by ryanconnercomedy at 12:14 AM
9 Comments:
Alan says:
I agree that these are good RT teasers. Thanks to Scott for submitting them.
For the first one I'd go:
3. the farter
2. the bad breath
1. the albino - I would just tell people she's from Iceland
For the second I'd go:
3. the short-long armer
2. the weightlifter
1. the big forehead - I'd use it like a dry erase board
I'm interested in seeing other people play along - Ryan and I are convinced everyone else is as superficial as we are.
Sincerely believes the Rapture is due to come at any minute
Booger eater (catch at least once a day)
Classic B.O
Ends everything she says with a nervous laugh (this runs in my family)
Eyebrows exactly like Eugene Levy
Constantly clearing flem out of her throat
Alan says:
For the two that Mikael J suggested, I'd go:
3. The BO
2. The Booger Eater
1. The Rapture
3. Eugene Levy
2. Flem girl
1. The Nervous Laugher
3. BO - It's hard to beat out rapture, but BO will do it.
2. Rapture
1. Booger eater - I think, eventually, I would - not get used to it - but be able to tolerate it.
3. Eyebrows - I can't deal with weird face hair set-ups.
2. Flem
1. Nervous laughter - Although, I would tell her to stop it, it's better than the other two.
In college, my friend and I took home two girls one night. His girl ended up having "no vaginal opening", he had also been talking to this girl for about 2 weeks. Even though he tried to continue with her (a month?), he was a bit of a dick about it...he kept referring to the situation/her as "my usual bad luck".
Awesome. That's like when people blame the traffic caused by fatal accidents on their own bad luck.
First one:
Albino
Farter
Bad Breath
Second one:
Weight lifter
big forehead
short-long arm lady
-Quincy
Weight lifter first? I question your judgment.
Slow day at work...
-Marty Feldman Eyes
-World record holder for both largest hips and smallest legs
-*Collects large amounts of saliva in the corners of her lips, which eventually hardens into what appears could be a paste
*Had a college professor that had this one, he had a hankee that he would use to constantly wipe his mouth.
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