Happy Birthday to me
Last year, February 12, 2008, I posted this:
Silas
"Hello my name is Silas, I live in the Brazil and I want to congratulate for your birthday I am your fa and I attend your videos, many kisses"
It came from what looked like a legit address, and didn't go to my spam folder. I chalked it up to being the nicest spam email ever sent. Then I was tipped off that it was probably intended for Ryan Conner, Porn-Star Extraordinaire. That makes perfect sense. I replied, "Thank you for your congratulates. And thank you for attending my videos. It's good to know that I have fans (fa) in Brazil.
XOXO,
Ryan"
What makes this extra special is that it came almost two years, to the day, after my first email exchange with someone who thought I'm the porn-star. You can read that entire creepy exchange, and see the pictures here.
It came from what looked like a legit address, and didn't go to my spam folder. I chalked it up to being the nicest spam email ever sent. Then I was tipped off that it was probably intended for Ryan Conner, Porn-Star Extraordinaire. That makes perfect sense. I replied, "Thank you for your congratulates. And thank you for attending my videos. It's good to know that I have fans (fa) in Brazil.
XOXO,
Ryan"
What makes this extra special is that it came almost two years, to the day, after my first email exchange with someone who thought I'm the porn-star. You can read that entire creepy exchange, and see the pictures here.
This morning, I got another birthday email from the same guy, confirming that he thinks I'm the porn-star.
Hello Ryan, hope you are commemorating your birthday a lot! You continue beautiful with 39 years and leaving all the crazy men. Congratulations!! I want you to have a lot of health and a lot of success. Your fans here in Brazil they order you many kisses.
Silas
I responded:
Why thank you! My birthday enjoys many commemorations! Indeed! Has it be 39 years already? Oh well, I still leaving all the crazy men. Lol.
Thanks again for you congratulates. I am much health and do many successes. Your orders of kiss are much appreciate.
Ryan

1 Comments:
Dude, my head hurts after reading this. You are out of control.
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