Praise for North Dakota

I did two colleges in North Dakota today. Both shows were great. The people here are really nice. But best of all, there are casinos everywhere. However, the casinos are dry. No drinking at casinos. Hey, visitors of North Dakota, North Dakota has a solution: blackjack at the bars. That's right. You can't drink at the casinos, but you can gamble at the bars. What else could you want? What's that? $1 blackjack tables? Yep, got 'em. You haven't lived until you've seen a Native American sit down at a blackjack table with a crisp $5 bill, and play for a half-hour. I also accidentally watched another Native American take a piss. The exit and bathroom doors were identical.

I have another ND show tomorrow. Hopefully the whole state is this cool.

If you're in Minneapolis this weekend, I'm doing shows on Saturday and Sunday. I'm not sure of what the places are called though. More to come...