Advice to business owners:

Don't put Bobrick brand hand dryers in your bathrooms. They slowly blow cold air on your hands. It feels like someone is blowing on your hands. Pathetic.
I'm sure I'm making an impact on many people's business decisions with this one.
And Bobrick, if you want to prove me wrong, send me one of your hand dryers that doesn't suck. I will gladly review it. Also, send chocolate chip cookies.