Douchiest Thing I've Heard In About A Week

My close, personal lady-friend and I were getting gelato Sunday night. A woman in her 40s was in line behind us. The employee asked the woman if she knew what she wanted. Here's the exchange:

Employee: Can I help you?
Douchey Lady: Just a minute...
Employee: Is this your first time here?
D.L.: Yes.
Employee: Oh, have you had gelato before?
D.L.: [offended] Uh, yeah... I've been to Italy eight times.

I don't think I need to elaborate.