FYI

I got cable today after not having it for almost 2 years. It's weird. Now when I'm watching TV, I feel like I'm in someone else's house. It's like I'll walk into the kitchen and it will be full of food. That's my perception of cable. People with cable always have all the condiments on-hand.
I just realized I've never owned ketchup. Never. Not once. I've considered buying it many times, but the pros have never outweighed the cons. Pros: French fries. Cons: Everything except French fries.