Guy hitting on girl on train running diary

There's a guy who looks like he's too into Donnie Darko persistently hitting on a girl that he followed around the platform. She's very New Jersey. The train is close to empty, so I'm able to hear most of the conversation.
Tip-off was when asked her a question about the train schedule. I couldn't tell if it was curiousity, or he just worked himself into a corner, but the next five minutes of conversation was about the train schedule. She checked her phone for texts during this period. No texts. We're underground.
The genius then decided to shift the conversation, but to stay on the topic of transportation. Genius. "My flight was late yesterday..." he started.
A minute later, he reached his hand out for an introduction. It was awkward.
Oh boy, "Do you like your job?" Good question. Maybe he's trying to get her to sell Amway under his umbrella and first wants to know if she likes her job and is familiar with the train schedule.
I forgot to mention that his right foot is resting on his left knee, while his left hand, reaching up his pants leg, is massaging his calf. This is incredible.
Oops. I think the girl just realized that I'm doing this. Oh well. We're going to soldier on. Never mind. We won't. I'm at my stop. I think these two are going to be together for quite a while.