Kids say the dumbest things.

I drove 10 hours today. Stopped by my parents' house before going to my show. My brother, Joaquim, is struggling with Latin, because he just transferred to a Catholic school where they actually speak Latin, just in case it becomes the third century again. He asked if I have the Latin Rosetta Stone program. I don't. Then my youngest brother, Sam, said something along the lines of "How does she know all those languages?"
Shocked, I said, "Hold on, Sam. What do you think The Rosetta Stone is?"
"It's that short little lady who knows like every language." He even assigned a height to her. 

My step-dad and I explained what The Rosetta Stone is. He shot back, "Oh, it's that thing that fell from the sky!"

Private and public schools both failed in the course of about 20 seconds.