Terrible Tattoos and Names

A girl next to me on the train has her kids' names tattooed on her arm, along with moons (plural) and stars. The names are Lions, Narma and Zimothy. Lions is clearly a boy, and an asshole in training. Narma is going to be really into astrology and ask everyone their birthday when she meets them. Then she'll tell them about their sign. They'll say she wasn't accurate. Then she'll say, "Oh, then what's your moon sign? You're probably a moon sign person." That's when the other person will decide the friendship isn't worth it. And Zimothy will try to be Superman's arch-nemesis, until he discovers that Superman isn't real.