What are the odds?

A car next to me has a magnetic sign for their company. It's called Pure Romance. It's a sex toy party thing. Like Tupperware parties, except with anal beads and the like. I'm not sure when anal beads became "purely romantic," but I guess the definition of purity changes. Some Christian girls only do anal to stay "pure." Actually, I think Ryan Conner the porn star is in a movie called Pure Anal. So, there's that.
Anyway, the girl in the car had her name on the sign. Megan Beavers. Come on. If you have to come up with a porn name for your job, you shouldn't put the name on your car. Although it would be cool if private strippers had ads on their cars that just said something like "Sprinkles," and a phone number. I met one other sex toy person after a show. Her name was Beth Heur, which in Boston would be pronounce "whore." Can't be a coincidence.