My girlfriend just had a photo published in Sports Illustrated. If you had asked me 10 years ago who would be most likely to appear in SI between me and a girlfriend, I would bet my life on it being me, even though my chances have probably never been higher than 0.00001%. The only way I could be in SI would be if they changed the decathlon events to basketball, soccer, tennis, ping-pong, mini-golf, Madden on PS3, cooking omelets, picking out soft fabrics, saying the alphabet backwards, and typing on a blackberry without looking. I'm glad I didn't take that bet 10 years ago.