Stepping Down at the Top of Her Game

I just checked OUT Sarah Palin's resignation speech. She's GoINg out on top. It might be the biggest rhetorical trainwreck we've seen FROM her. She wrote the SPEECH herself, which explains everything. Random words ARE capitalized that shouldn't be POINTs "of" emphasis. You can watch the video and read the text here. It really is beautiful. There are many groups of words that end in periods, but few of them are actual sentences. She puts quotation marks around things that shouldn't have quotation marks, which is one of my favorite things, just behind watermelon. Seriously, check this out. She claims that people have been mocking her special-needs baby, then says "We need more Trigs in the world." The whole thing is unbelievably stupid and unfocused. I know this paragraph is all over the place, but it reads like Joyce in comparison to her speech. CHECK "it" out.