All Three? Wow, He Must Be Pretty Bad.

Not Republicans, but right-wing wackos have resorted to name-calling against Obama. Everyone does it when they're sore losers. It's the same thing as when a girl breaks up with you, if you're a sore loser. Instead of saying I did such and such, so it didn't work out, the explanation is always, "Man, she's a fuckin' bitch." So they're calling Obama three names, none of which actually apply to him. And it's so stupid that I love it. I'm waiting for when they repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. People will start making comparisons that make no sense, like, "This is exactly what that faggot Mussolini would have done. If you love Mussolini so much, why don't you marry him?"

Here are the three names they've been calling him, and why they make no sense:

The latest comparison is to The Joker. The glaring problem here is putting a black guy in white face comes off as slightly racist. Not sure why they didn't realize that. If the extreme left had published pictures of Bush in black face, making pancakes, I think everyone would have caught onto the racist vibe of the picture. But the race issue isn't the most glaring error. The issue is that The Joker is a violent anarchist. Obama is the closest thing to a pacifist as a president can be. Obama is also one for order. He favors regulation, and is calculated in everything he does. Oh yeah, he's also the President of a country, a position that anarchists don't really respect. Anarchists try to avoid "the system," not to lead it. One of my brothers is an anarchist. I know how it works.

Another comparison that is popping up at the anti-healthcare reform rallies is Hitler.

1) Hitler, and Nazis in general, were not very mixed-race friendly.

2) They were fascists. Fascism is extreme right-wing.

And the classic comparison is socialism. This is absurd as well. I'm not going to go into the details, because they aren't funny. The problem is that socialism is extreme left-wing. On the political spectrum, anarchy, fascism, and socialism or extreme opposites, but they're accusing him of being all three. If that was possible, it would be amazing. He would have to be some sort of shape-shifter. They're accusing him of being a deranged Howard Zinn, Hitler and Che Gueverra at the same time. Who else is bad? Ivan Drago. Yeah, the President is like Ivan Drago too. Actually, he's like everyone who ever threw a punch at Rocky. Oh yeah, and Skeletor. The President is exactly like Skeletor, and we're just a bunch of He-Men trying to fly our flags in church, and read our Bibles in school. You know who else he reminds me of? James Earl Ray. Obama is just like MLK's assassin. He's like a combination of James Earl Ray, spoiled milk, and a dead kitten that was drowned in James Earl Ray's spoiled milk. Obama is like the kid who peed on my foot in the shower after gym class in middle school. He's also a lot like Attila the Hun, if you think about it. Wait, what's a Hun? Is that how people used to say "Shawty"? I'm really just waiting for the first group to actually provide evidence that Obama is Satan. "I found the documentation!" That's when things will really get fun.

One more fun-fact. People under 50 support a public healthcare option. People over 50 do not. The beautifully ignorant aspect of this is that a large majority of the people who oppose reform are actually on Medicare and don't realize it's a government program run by Satan Drago Earl Ray Hitler Che Salinger Mugabe Luthor himself. They're acting like it's provided by fairies or something.