Lyric's from Lil Wayne's "Whip It"

This has to be the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. If Idiocracy ever becomes real, this song will be the national anthem. I can't guess what most of the lyrics even mean.

Best/Worst Lyrics:

- "Pimpin' over here and I ain't Santa Claus, but I make it rain dear."

He starts out with a pun. A weak pun, with poor grammar, but he could have done worse. At least he's not saying something like, "Whip it like a slave."

-"Whip it like a slave. [repeat over and over]"

Oh wait, he is. Wow. If Al Sharpton isn't on this yesterday, I'm going to start to think that Rev. Al doesn't really have the best of intentions, and may even be a hypocritical asshole. Whip it like a slave? Does he know that slaves were real? He's making a joke about slaves like they're trolls or something.

-"Weezy at the plate.

I could bunt it out of here safe as a motherfucker

Ain't no safety button on this motherfucker

Where the safe motherfucker?"

In this verse, we've established that "motherfucker" rhymes with "motherfucker." Also, apparently motherfucker rhymes with "plate." I don't know what this verse is about.

-"Fat ass, skinny stomach. Pretty feet, pretty woman."

I don't know what to say about this. This is like Crucial Element circa 2001. And do feet really deserve to be compared alongside ass and stomach? On my list, feet is just above ears and tonsils. Did he even look at her face? Or is his process really: "Ass: check. Stomach: check. Feet: check. Pretty woman!"

-"Kunta Kinte on my shit, nigga

Like I ate a plate of Roots for dinner

But I ate a plate of loot for dinner

I'm in the garden sellin' fruit to sinners."

This might be offensive to anyone who has even heard of slavery. Kunta Kinte is on your shit? Does "your shit" include freedom? Oh, it does? That might have something to do with it. And there's no logic to the verse. Is Kunta on the fruit you're selling? What are you talking about? Does your brain work?

-"Whip it like a slave. [repeat over and over]"

Again? No!

-"Like apples to Shaq, hey big spender

And do remember just like Brenda

2 grand still get ya four and a baby

I'ma kill 'em when I drop like I'm holdin' a baby"

Who is Brenda? Apples to Shaq? What does that mean? Is Shaq allergic to apples? I am. $2k will get you four and a baby? Four what, and a real baby, is that a euphemism? What does all of this mean?

-"3 4 5 train bitch, suwoop

If you ain't on my train, bitch, choo choo."

Whenever you work a train sound into a song, you get a couple points back from me.

-"Whip it like a slave. [repeat over and over]"

Looks like I'll be taking those points back.

-"I spit like backwash, sasquatch."

What the fuck? Backwash? What could he possibly be talking about? I think he made up a word to rhyme with sasquatch. But sasquatch has no legitimate context either. This whole line is filler, and he came up with "I spit like backwash, sasquatch." That's something Sloth from The Goonies would yell.

-"Stackzilla, trash bag."

No one knows what this means, but it is fun to say. I'll give him that.

-"Whip it like a slave. [repeat over and over]"

Stackzilla, trash bag.