Come on Jersey City. Tell me that before I move in.

I'm at Starbucks a few miles from my apartment. One of the guys who works here was talking about how he got a sex offender app for his iPhone. Not an app that bolsters his sex offense, but one that shows him where the sex offenders are in his area. He said he's surrounded by them at home. I asked where he lives. He lives a block from me. So I looked up the National Sex Offender Registry and confirmed it. I live in a hotbed for sex offenders. They're all child molesters. There are five within a block from me. It's like they moved to the same area to join forces. Do not bring your kids to my neighborhood.

Come on Jersey City. Tell me that before I move in.