Thursday, October 29, 2009

You Watch the World Series

Anyone who has read my blog for a while knows that the Chicago Bulls are my religion. Three comic friends and I were watching the Bulls' season opener at a bar. We're the only people at the bar. With three minutes left, the bartender just turned the tv to the World Series. We all freaked out. He said, "World Series."
We said, "We're watching basketball."
"World Series."
"Basketball. No one wants to watch baseball."
"World Series."
That was his whole argument. Just those two words. So he changed it. No one is watching baseball. And we're all leaving now. If you are a bartender, don't be a dick. The end.

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