Testimonials:
"Hey man. You rocked my socks off, for real. Good business. Good business." -MJ Walls, student at Eureka College, commenting on my show.If you want me to rock your socks off, for real. Or if you're just a fan of good business in general, book me for your show. I will attempt to remove your socks and practice good business.
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"I used to steal. I mean really steal. Like everything. Then I started reading Ryan Conner's blog. Not only did I stop stealing right away, but people started giving me money. In only three short weeks, I was given $7 billion dollars for, what I'm told, is a glow about me that can only be attributed to my reading Ryan Conner's blog." -Jim D, Anytown, USA
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"Stand-Up Phenom." -On-Tap Magazine, DC's Leading Entertainment Magazine.
"Extremely funny... has all the makings of a great stand-up." -Punchline Magazine, www.punchlinemagazine.com