In this episode, Ryan and Erin announce a big plan for episode 100, a dark secret about Ryan’s royal past, Family Feud, T-Mobile support is the best, emotional support hamsters, Ryan’s connection with Gianni Versace, George Clooney, the AIDS Taliban Garden, dropping your phone in the toilet, and Country Lawyer Warren Thibodeaux defends a client over a cheesecake related offense, SHARK NEWS, SPACE NEWS, Rank Them, Peter Rabbit, food allergies, then we apologize for our weekly transgressions.
In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about Shamokin, PA recovering from their Dunkin Donits Tragedy, Statutory Tax Rates, Erin and Ryan’s childhood punishments, Adam Sandler, Shark News (Talking Orcas), Space News, GOOP Summit, World’s Most Dangerous Clown (Trump), and of course, Rank Them.
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In this episode, the State of the Podcast is strong. Ryan is likened to a war hero for a non-heroic action, Erin is offended when Ryan calls a group “her people,” and BIRD NEWS, SHARK NEWS, They Are What We Thought They Were, Most Dangerous Clown, and Dearest Reba!
In this episode, Ryan and Erin get loose, bring down the patriarchy, talk about high school and college jobs, milk thieves, Iowa, a new segment called They Are Who We Thought They Were, conspiracy theories, Know Your Federalists, GOOP PRICE IS RIGHT, and No Buffets. Boom.
In this episode, Erin is near death and Ryan does good accents. They play World’s Most Dangerous Clown, where Erin has to guess whether certain quotes are from Trump, David Duke, or Strom Thurmond. More Shark News. Erin went to Buffalo. Ryan rants about the British royal family. Also, Erin has Ryan guess the most common items found in people’s butts in 2017.
In this episode, Ryan makes Erin play Defend Yourself for an absurd claim. She accuses Ryan of knowing too much about interspecies boning. They recruit for Shark-Witness News! correspondents, play World’s Most Dangerous Clown, No Buffets, and Dearest Reba. Also, Warren Thibodeaux goes to court for some good ol’ fashioned country lawyerin’. And people, stop with the engagement photos.
In this first episode, Erin insults Ryan on his appearance, which he convincingly pins on the Russians, then they let the citizens of Duluth know if they need a coat, then talk about hat-stealing monkeys, SHARK NEWS, then GOOP Price is Right (featuring a blood-soaked tequila set!), and RANK THEM.
This is our last episode of CG, before a January 3rd return as YELLING AT FRIENDS. In this episode, Erin and Ryan introduce a new game called Guess Who’s Fucking, and there’s Shark News, How’s That For a Sandwich, and Ryan helps the viewers with their commute.
In this episode, Ryan and Erin play a new game called Celebrity Ghost Dumbasses, and we have Grotto Marriages, Shark News and more!
In this episode, Ryan and Erin play GOOP Price is Right and it is glorious. Dearest Reba. Alex Jones’s latest lunacy. G-String Lawyer. And other things.