In this episode, Ryan makes Erin play Defend Yourself for an absurd claim. She accuses Ryan of knowing too much about interspecies boning. They recruit for Shark-Witness News! correspondents, play World’s Most Dangerous Clown, No Buffets, and Dearest Reba. Also, Warren Thibodeaux goes to court for some good ol’ fashioned country lawyerin’. And people, stop with the engagement photos.